– A beautiful salad that somehow seems out of place here. The flavor contrast comes from the dressing made from leftover Trump Wine
– A “catch of the week” item featuring the meat from whatever endangered animal the Trump boys killed this week!
KellyAnne Cracked Head Crab Legs
– Fresh, pre-cracked crab legs that are so good your head will get dizzy and you will start spouting nonsense to anyone who will listen
– Like a regular Manhattan, but prepared with a glass freshly rinsed with certified organic and artisanal Russian prostitute pee
Paul Ryan Grilled Squid
– Our favorite spineless menu item!
Bannon Bean Soup
– White beans only, of course