The best way to protect the values all Americans hold dear would be to support those at most risk in this environment

Conveniently Located in the Side Yard of the Russian Embassy!

Visit one of the Big League Wings of Donald J Trump's Presidential Library


Be it the USFL, Atlantic City's robust economy, airlines or steaks there are few industries where Donald J Trump has not left a lasting impression. Much like other massive objects like a meteor. Please visit the Business Wing Cafe for a "Tiffany Salad" where the vinegrette is made from leftover Trump Wine! Bonus: first 100 visitors daily receive a Trump University diploma! - Business


President Trump has a historic legacy focused on diversity going back days and possibly weeks by the time you'll be reading this. Come along as we "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah" through this harmonious time in our country's history. - Diversity


Nothing says "American Dream" than working up from hardscrabble roots to be successful. Take an adventure with us as we chronicle President Trump's poverty stricken days of being a single digit millionaire to him likely being a multi-millionaire today. - Family


Whether it is highlighting the plights of handicapped journalists or sending his family to rid the earth of loser endangered animals ("I like strong species. Only weak ones are endangered. Sad!"*) there are more than enough photos to capture this amazing man and his family. It will give you the feeling of butterflies in your stomach! Or any number of insects for that matter! - Gallery

Trump Steaks – Now with More Gristle!


When you think of steaks, you automatically think “mail order”, right?

Let’s go on a journey together.  Close your eyes.  Are they closed?  Great – now think back to the last great steak you had.  Perfectly seared, the exact temperature you desire and surrounded by your favorite sides:  baked potatoes, butter, cheese and some sort of token green vegetable to make it look like you value your health.  Now remember the smell as you cut into the steak, the taste as it slowly melts in your mouth and your ultimate satisfaction as you finish the last bite that you can physically consume.

Now, open your eyes and imagine how Trump could improve this experience.  Yes, we too are drawing a blank but that’s where the genius of Donald J Trump comes in because he had an idea!

We still don’t know what his idea was.  Our best guess is that it was something like this:

Big League Steaks!

Presidential Hand Challenge!


Tiny Handed TrumpMany people are saying that Donald J Trump has small hands. The rDJTPL isn’t saying this, but many people are…
Come see how mighty your children’s hands are next to President Donald J Trump’s! We used special bronzing kits used to capture newborns hands and feet in the hospital to make this presidential game. Fun!

Kitty Cat Grabbing!


See how many kitty cats you can grab in 5 minutes! And don’t worry – all kitty cats have completed a non-disclosure agreement keeping them from suing your children.